TomKitten
I wish I was talking about another cat with stuff on it. Unfortunately, it's scarier. Two of the freakiest people in the world somehow found one another and are procreating. Well, "Kate", wasn't freaky during Dawson's Creek and really wasn't freaky until about 7 months ago--when she met Tom. (And why all the sudden is she Kate? Tom decided to strip her from her whole being, including her name) The whole situation is so shady and they won't even claim how or where they met. Uhh--my guess is he invited her to the Scientology Center and I have the tabloids to back me up. Not only has Tom taken over her mushy mind, he implanted his bebe in her too. I wonder what this child will be all about. I heard Kate wants to marry at a resort in Mexico & Tom wants to do it at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International. Wow. Romantic. Does anyone think that Kate will get fed up and realize her lover is insane? Brooke Shields announced she is expecting this spring, so maybe their offspring will feud on Oprah. I guess we all will have to watch this story as it unfolds...
Karma's a bitch
An Oregon woman bought the winning lottery ticket worth $1 million. The only problem is she is a meth-head, who bought the winning ticket with her deceased mother-in-law's credit card. Too bad she didn't just fork over 4 quarters of her own and then she could be setting up the world's largest meth lab.
What the Greek is going on
Engaged: I swear this was just last week
Moving on to another Greek shipping heir that Mary-Kate passed along... 
Happy Birthday Arch!
Today we celebrate the Arch's 40th birthday. They are offering a $1 special to go up today. I went up before, but I'd rather be $1 richer & 1 panic attack wiser! If you love being shoved in a small little capsule that swings 9874756 feet off the ground, then it is definitely your cup of tea.
3 comments:
Happy Birthday to the arch...gateway to the west. I'll see it first hand this weekend but I will NEVER go up to the top of that thing! The thought of it freaks me out.
at least on your arch voyage you didn't have someone rocking it back & forth and trying to open the doors! he must have known what he was doing though, it worked :) also, thanks for the tabloid update...tom is v freaky deaky.
Tom and Katie are gross but let me suggest not voicing your negative opinion on their marriage citing the main reason is because of their age difference in front of your doctor-boss who is married to a woman who is 15 years junior. He is 41 and she is 26! Foot-in-mouth.
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